The truth is my coffee doesn't say a thing. But according to The You Code: What Your Habits Say About You, the type of coffee (Black) I typically order means that I am:
• No-frills, minimalist, cool adult, prefers one-on-one contact, competitive, quiet and moody, although capable of occasional bouts of extroversion.
Normally, I don't pay attention to that sort of thing. Horoscope? Don't believe in them. At all. So I don't read them. At all. But since this is more of a scientific study...I think... I read it. And it's so true. Especially the cool adult part.
Okay, maybe except for that part.